The secret

Which of these is worse?

1. Eating meat. (Actually, eating anything that has a face.)
2. Drinking alcohol.
3. Compulsive sexual practices.
4. Accepting awards for good deeds.

Yes, I agree. Number 4.

Listen, you ring-kisser: There are no saints. But if there were, Bill Wilson would be one. He couldn’t accept awards. It was against his religion.

Secrecy is the secret.